| Zippy One-Liners |
What is the sharpest thing in the world?
A Fart. It goes through your pants and doesn't even leave a hole.
A skeleton w Read Joke | |
| Litte Timmy and His Dad |
One day Little Timmy caught his mom and dad having sex.
Little Timmy asks his dad "Can I join you?"
His dad asks "Can your dick Read Joke | |
| Little Johnny |
Little Johnny is at school one day when his friend comes up and asks him what a penis is. He says"I don't know but I will go home Read Joke | |
| The Bike |
A 13 year old boy came home all happy.
His mom asked, "what did you do at school today hunny?"
"Oh i had sex with my teacher," h Read Joke | |
| Chillin' Biddies |
One day three old ladies were sitting on a park bench and this guy jumped out of the bushes and flashed them.
The first lady h Read Joke | |
| Grandpa Gets Off |
A young boy was visiting his grandfather's farm when one day he walks out behind the barn and sees his grandfather playing with hi Read Joke | |
| Gabbar Singh |
Gabbar singh jab paida hua, to uski maa ne maar maar kar lahuluhan kar diya.
Nurse ne pucha, "Kyo maar rahi ho?"
Maa ne kaha , " Read Joke | |
| Please Pass The Mayo |
A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, an Read Joke | |
| Go Home |
A guy walks into a bar, sits down and has a drink. Suddenly, a man hollers at him, ''I screwed your mom last night!'' Disturbed, t Read Joke | |
| Shaking it Up |
An old woman goes in to a sex shop, shaking. "Sir," she says in a shaky voice, "do you sell vibrators?" "Yes, ma'am." "And are the Read Joke | |
| Reindeer |
What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve?
They go to town and blow a couple of bu Read Joke | |
| Nightgown |
A man and wife were celebrating their 50-year anniversary, so the man bought his wife a $250 see-through nightgown.
Later that Read Joke | |
| Happy |
Did you hear about the guy who found out the secret to making women happy?
No, neither did I. Read Joke | |
| The Worst |
One night, three guys are at a bar talking and they all think their wives are cheating on them.
The first guy says he thinks hi Read Joke | |
| Worth it |
An Egyptian man is walking through the Cairo bazaar, when a stranger comes up to him and offers to sell Viagra (illegal in Egypt) Read Joke | |
| 3 men |
3 men named bill bob and ben!! Bill says to bob what would you do if the world ended?? He sed he would shagg everything that moves Read Joke | |
| Stupid Mama |
Your mama's so stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl. Read Joke | |
| Dear Employees |
So I'm at work yesterday and the mailclerk starts handing out letters from upper management. At this point, I'm thinking "Oh crap, Read Joke | |
| How to stick it to adults |
At school, a boy was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to Read Joke | |
| 10 Ways to
Know You've Had Good Sex |
1. Your mattress has turned
into a giant sponge.
2. It takes five minutes
to unknot your bodies.
3. An earthquake of Read Joke | |
| First Visit |
The young blonde bride made
her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him that
she and her husband wished to star Read Joke | |
| Popular
guy |
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in
each hand and adozen donuts. Read Joke | |
| Low Sperm
Count |
A 70 year old man went to his doctor's office to
get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and
said, "Take this jar Read Joke | |
| God's Gifts |
Seems God was just about
done creating the universe, but he had two things left in
his bag of creations, so he decided to Read Joke | |
| Grass Sandwich |
At a local college dance, a
guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to
dance.
While they were dancing, he gives her Read Joke | |
| Genius
Boyfriend |
A worried father confronted his daughter one
night. "I don't like that new boyfriend, he's rough and
common and bloody stu Read Joke | |
| Making Love to a Woman |
MAKING
COFFEE
Making a cup of coffee is like making love
to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. You've got to
take Read Joke | |
| Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped |
1.
"The cucumber has left the salad."
2.
"Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is
hanging out."
3. Read Joke | |
| Hypothetically Speaking |
A little boy
goes up to his father and asks: "Dad, what's the difference
between hypothetical and reality?"
The
fa Read Joke | |
| First Thing to do after Jail |
Bad Bernie was
in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his wife and
son were there to pick him up. He came through Read Joke | |
| Math
Lesson |
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife.
It read:
"Dear wife, You must realize that you
are 54 years old and Read Joke | |
| Crowded
Subway |
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour,
and many people were forced to stand. One particularly
cramped woman turned t Read Joke | |
| Knickerless |
Joe is sitting on a train across
from a
busty blonde wearing a tiny mini
skirt.
Despite his efforts, he is unable to s Read Joke | |
| Gold Medalist |
Three women were sitting
around talking about their sex lives.
The first
said, "I think my husband's like a championsh Read Joke | |
| Home from
the Air Force |
A guy who was in the Air Force had just
spent a year tour unaccompanied to Shemya, Alaska. The
first night he got home, he Read Joke | |
| Loving on
the Lawn |
A man was walking one day, when he came to
this big house in a nice neighbourhood.
Suddenly he realised there was a co Read Joke | |
| Off to Vegas |
A man came home
from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with
her bags packed.
'Just where the heck do
Read Joke | |
| Daughters
are curious~~~ |
A little girl walks into her parents'
bathroom and notices for the First time, her father's
nakedness.
Immediately, she Read Joke | |
| Newly wed couple |
this newly wed
couple were on there honey moon and where about to
have sex:
wife: before we do this i have
somethin Read Joke | |
| Tricked
Him |
One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to
play with her friends.
She goes to the park
and meets a boy. Th Read Joke | |
| Speeding |
A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a
blonde police officer pulled her over for
speeding.
Officer: May i s Read Joke | |
| 16 years
later |
One day there was a pregnant women who was
about to go into labor with 3 children.
Her
husband didn't want to be any pa Read Joke | |
| is it michael jackson |
little boy :
mummy is god a girl or a boy?
mummy:
why god is both girl and boy
little boy:
mummy is god black or Read Joke | |
| what
women would do if they had a penis for a day |
10. Get
ahead faster in corporate America.
9. Get a
blow job.
8. Find out what is so fascinating
about beating t Read Joke | |
| what men
would do if they had a vagina for a day |
10. Immediately
go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9.
Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a
half.
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| The perfect day |
The Perfect Day -
Her
8:45 Wake up to hugs and
kisses
9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale
9:30
Light Breakfast
11:00 Read Joke | |
| Making Love To... |
How can you tell if
you're making love to a teacher,a nurse or an airline
stewardess?
A teacher says we got to do thi Read Joke | |
| Dead Pussy |
An old maid wanted to
travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her
cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered Read Joke | |
| Birds and
Bees |
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her
family when her daughter walks
in.
“Mother, where do babies come
Read Joke | |
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