| Tiger |
Imagine that ur in the forest where there is a tiger in front of you right about to eat you. What do you do? Read Joke | |
| White With Black Stripes? |
Once there were two zebras. One zebra asked the other:
"Am I white with black stripes or black with white stripes?"
The other Read Joke | |
| Trucker Hits a Pig |
A trucker is driving down the highway when he hears a loud thump under his semi. He stops to check the damage, then calls his boss Read Joke | |
| Two Fleas |
Two fleas had an
arrangement to meet every summer in Miami for a
vacation. Last year when one flea gets to Miami, he's
Read Joke | |
| Randy the Rooster |
This farmer has
about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So
he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks Read Joke | |
| The Union Workers Dog's |
Four union
workers were discussing how smart their dogs were.
The first man was a United Auto Worker
who said his Read Joke | |
| I called mine
Sex |
Everybody who has a dog calls him either Rover or
Boy. I called mine Sex. Now Sex is a very embarassing
name.
One day Read Joke | |
| Somebody's Gonna Get |
Marilyn had a
parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her
whenever she came into the apartment with a man.
Read Joke | |
| Harry The Eagle |
Well one day Harry
the eagle waited at the nest for Mary his darling of 10
glorious years. After a while when she didn't r Read Joke | |
| Two Parrots |
A lady approaches her priest
and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female
parrots, but they only know how t Read Joke | |
| Talking Monkey |
A police officer came upon
a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been
killed. As he looked upon the wreckage Read Joke | |
| Brutus |
Mrs.
Broomfield's dishwasher quit working, so she called a
repairman. He couldn't accommodate her with an evening
appo Read Joke | |
| Talking
Dog |
A young boy goes off to college, but about 1/3 way
through the semester, he has foolishly squandered what
money his parent Read Joke | |
| 'Where's Lulu?' |
A little girl asks her mum,
'Mum, can I take the dog for a walk around the block?'
Her mum replies 'No, because she is Read Joke | |
| Artificial Insemination |
A man buys several
sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several
weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are gettin Read Joke | |
| The Snails |
A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all
the major status figures in Rome, Italy.
The
wife was very e Read Joke | |
| Snoring |
A
couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't
sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The
v Read Joke | |
| Seeing Eye
Dog |
Two buddies were out for a Saturday stroll. One had
a Doberman and the other had a Chihuahua. As they
sauntered down the s Read Joke | |
| The Penguin |
A penguin walks into an auto
repair shop, his car is parked outside and there's smoke
coming out from under the hood. "Hey Read Joke | |
| A WHALE OF A TALE |
A male whale
and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan,
when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale
Read Joke | |
| New Rooster |
An old farmer decided it was
time to get a new rooster for his hens. The current rooster
was still doing an okay job, but Read Joke | |
| The Centipede |
A man goes into a pet shop
and tells the owner that he wants to buy a pet that can do
everything.
The shop owner sugge Read Joke | |
| Three Bears |
Baby Bear goes downstairs and
sits in his small chair at the big table he looks into his
small bowl. It is empty. "Who's b Read Joke | |
| Dead Rabbit |
One afternoon while doing
some work in the garden I noticed my dog dragging
something under the fence. Upon inspection, to Read Joke | |
| Lion Tamer |
Two unemployed guys are talking. One says, "I'm going
to become a lion tamer."
The other replies,
"That's crazy, you do Read Joke | |
| A man
absolutely hated his wife's cat |
A man absolutely hated
his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by
driving him 20 blocks from his home and lea Read Joke | |
| Story About Getting Even..... |
Story about
Getting Even..........
One December day we
found an old straggly cat at our door.
She
was a sorry si Read Joke | |
| The Magician and the Parrot |
A magician
was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The
audience would be different each week, so the magician
a Read Joke | |
| The Parrot from a Whorehouse |
A woman
wanted a pet so she went to the local pet shop. She looked
at the dogs and the cats but finally settled on a parro Read Joke | |
| The Cristmas Parrot |
A few days before
Christmas, a man enters a pet store looking for a unique
gift for his wife.
The store manager tells h Read Joke | |
| Talking Dog For Sale |
This guy sees a sign
in front of a house: "Talking Dog for sale."
He rings the bell and the owner tells him the
do Read Joke | |
| Talented
Dog |
A local business was looking for office help. They
put a sign in the window, stating the following: "HELP
WANTED. Must be Read Joke | |
| An Unusual Vet |
There was once an aspiring
veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school
working nights as a taxidermist.
Upon Read Joke | |
| Genius Dog |
A butcher is busy at work when notices a dog in his shop.
He shoos the dog away. Later, he notices the dog is back
again. Read Joke | |
| 25 Things
Cat Lovers Know |
Here is a list of 25 things that cat-lovers
know, but won't admit.
- An aquarium is just
interactive television for cats. Read Joke | |
| Cat in Heaven |
The Scene: The Pearly Gates
to Heaven. St Peter is receptionist at the entrance. - A cat
shows up.
St Peter says "I kn Read Joke | |
| The Bear and the Rabbit |
A bear is sitting in
the middle of a forest taking the biggest shit of his life and
feeling dam good about it.
He look Read Joke | |
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