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| Black or White |
A black man is talking to a blond white woman.
"If we ever have kids, what will they look like?"
The blond white women says, Read Joke | |
| Make a Blonde Laugh |
How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday?
Tell her a joke on Monday! Read Joke | |
| Blondes walk into a bar! |
2 blondes walk into a bar you'd have thought one of them would have noticed!!! Read Joke | |
| Blondes and UFOs? |
Q : What do intelegent blondes and UFO's have in common
A : We have heard about them both but no one has seen one Read Joke | |
| Blonde Mother |
There are three moms. .
A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde.
They were all talking one day and the brunette says "Oh my go Read Joke | |
| Whats the difference between a blonde and butter? |
Butter is difficult to spread. Read Joke | |
| odd |
this blonde woman goes down south and has a baby and the docter ask what are you naming the baby,she said odd and the docter says Read Joke | |
| Vegas Coke Machine |
A blonde in Las Vegas goes up to the Coke machine, puts in a dollar, and gets a Coke.
She puts in another dollar and gets anoth Read Joke | |
| Blonde Milking |
How many blondes does it take to milk a cow?
Five - one to hold the udder, and four to lift and the cow up and down. Read Joke | |
| Blonde
Texan City Girl |
One morning, on his way out to check on
the cows the rancher says to Amy, "The artificial-
insemination man is coming over Read Joke | |
| Still Blonde |
Back a few years ago, I went over to my neighbors
house.(She was a blonde), and for some reason she was
mad at the world. Read Joke | |
| Blonde
Cowboy |
The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the
street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk
with nothing on but his Read Joke | |
| Blonde
Breathalyzer Test |
"I've pulled you over for speeding,
Ma'am. Could I see your drivers license?"
"What's a license???" replied the blonde Read Joke | |
| Only three
doors |
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde
stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in
another city. Upon Read Joke | |
| Blonde in a
Snowstorm |
It was snowing heavily and blowing to the
point that visibility was almost zero when the little blonde
got off work at Wal Read Joke | |
| Blondes do their best |
A bartender is
sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door
bursts open and in comes four exuberant blondes. The Read Joke | |
| A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A
Millionaire |
Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well so far -
$500,000 and one lifeline left -- phone a friend.
The next question wi Read Joke | |
| The Blonde
Deputy |
A local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a
blonde went in to try out for the job.
After a
series of questions that Read Joke | |
| I'm Blonde, I'm Beautiful, I'm Going
To New York... |
On a plane bound for New York the flight
attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class
section and requested sh Read Joke | |
| The Dumb Husband |
Three business
men were sitting in a bar, drinking and discussing how
stupid their wives were.
The first says, "I tell Read Joke | |
| Adult Video |
A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild.
Something she hasn't done before, so she goes out to rent
her fir Read Joke | |
| JIGSAW PUZZLE |
A blonde calls her
boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I
have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figu Read Joke | |
| 25 Gallons of Milk |
A blonde heard
that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note
for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When Read Joke | |
| Blind Man Telling Blonde Joke |
A blind man
and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to a
barstool. After ordering a drink and sitting there for a Read Joke | |
| Only three doors |
An airline captain was
breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were
flying had a layover in another city. Upon Read Joke | |
| First Class
Blonde |
A plane is on its way to Detroit when a blonde
woman in economy class gets up and moves into an open
seat in the first cla Read Joke | |
| The Blonde Prositute |
An blonde prositute
had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her
Father cussed her.
"Where have ye been all Read Joke | |
| Death in the family |
One day, a
blonde’s neighbor goes over to her house, sees the
blonde crying, and asks her what happened. The blonde
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| Three
Blonde Cops |
A Policeman was drilling 3 blondes, who
were training to become detectives. To test their skills in
recognizing a suspect, Read Joke | |
| Bodybuilder |
A bodybuilder takes off
his shirt and the blonde says, 'What a Great Chest you
have!'
He tells her, 'That's 100 lbs. Of Read Joke | |
| Blonde guy... |
There was a Irishman,
Mexican, and a blond guy, who were construction workers
and they were working on top of a building. Read Joke | |
| Blonde
Painting |
One day a blonde comes out of the tanning
salon. She wants to make some money so she goes to one
of the rich neighborhoods Read Joke | |
| Because I'm Blonde? |
A girl came
skipping home FROM school one day. "Mommy, Mommy,"
she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids Read Joke | |
| A Blonde For Ever |
There was a blonde who
was tired of all the blonde jokes going around and decided
to dye her hair brown. She then went for Read Joke | |
| Blonde Police Officer |
A blonde was
speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police
cruiser pulled her over and walked up to the car. The Read Joke | |
| Blonde
Coffee |
A blonde was recently hired at an office. Her first
task was to go out for coffee.
Eager to do
well her first day on t Read Joke | |
| Blonde
exam |
A blonde reports for her university final exam. The
exam consists mainly of true or false questions.
She takes her sea Read Joke | |
| Rolls Royce |
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for
the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on
business for Read Joke | |
| Blonde The Builder |
Two blonde chicks were
building a house together. One blonde was cutting the
wood and the other was on a ladder nailing. B Read Joke | |
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