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| An Airliner |
At a recent software engineering management course in the US, the participants were given an awkward question to answer. "If you h Read Joke | |
| 2 Programmers on a Highway |
Two computer programmers are driving on a Highway. They switch on the radio and there is a warning: Please note that a car is driv Read Joke | |
| Super Computer Physician |
A man goes to his physician and is shocked to find that he has been replaced by a super-computer. The computer asks him his ailmen Read Joke | |
| Choosing a Mate |
When Choosing A Mate, Compare These Other Professionals To Computer Programmers
DOCTORS
Supposedly, all women are after a Doctor Read Joke | |
| Who Is Better |
Jesus and Satan were having
an on-going argument about who was better on the
computer. They had been going at it for days, Read Joke | |
| Letter To Bill
Gates? |
Hi There Mr. Bill Gates,
We have
bought a computer for our home and we have found some
problems, which I want to bring Read Joke | |
| Abbot and
Costello: Computer Shopping |
ABBOT: Ultimate Super
Duper Computer Store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up a home
office in the Read Joke | |
| Dear Tech Support: |
Last year I upgraded
from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the
new program began making unexpected changes to Read Joke | |
| For Immediate Release |
Dear Microsoft
Consumers:
It has come to our attention
that a few copies of the WINDOWS XP TEXAS EDITION
may have Read Joke | |
| An Airliner |
At a recent software engineering
management course in the US, the participants were given
an awkward question to answer.
Read Joke | |
| The Computer and The Husband and
Wife? |
> A wife was helping her husband set up his
computer, and at the appropriate
> point in the
process, told him that he wou Read Joke | |
| Janitor or
Millionaire |
An unemployed man goes to apply for a job
with Microsoft as a janitor. The manager there arranges for
him to take an aptit Read Joke | |
| Bill Gates
picks his own punishment |
Satan greets him: "Welcome
Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your
home for all eternity. You've been sel Read Joke | |
| A tech get's drafted! |
One of Microsoft
Network's finest support techs was drafted into the Army
and sent to boot camp.
At the rifle range, he Read Joke | |
| Husband 1.0 |
HUSBAND 1.0 There are a lot
of pressures to upgrade from Boyfriend 6.0 to Husband
1.0. However before doing so make sure y Read Joke | |
| Microsoft TV
Dinner |
You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing
so you agree to accept and honor Microsoft rights to all TV
dinners. You Read Joke | |
| The Trouble With Email |
It's wise to remember how easily email can be misused,
sometimes unintentionally, with serious consequences.
Consider Read Joke | |
| Murphy's
Laws of Computing |
When computing, whatever happens,
behave as though you meant it to happen.
When you get to the point where you really Read Joke | |
| Bill Gates Meets His Match |
The
following is a conversation overheard as Bill Gates was
moving into his new house...
Bill: "There are
a few iss Read Joke | |
| KEYBOARD COMPLAINT |
I CALLED THE COMPUTER MAKER I
BOUGHT IT FROM TO COMPLAIN ABOUT NOT HAVING
A CAPITOL LETTER KEY.
THE TECH
SUPPORT G Read Joke | |
| Switched Inputs |
For a computer
programming class, I sat directly across from someone,
and our computers were facing away from each other. Read Joke | |
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