| Snake |
Gave my pet snake a viagra tablet today
And Guess what
I now have a walking stick! Read Joke | |
| HOW THE FIRST PUSSY WAS MADE |
six wise men made up a pussy of their own design
the first a carpenter full of wit
with a hammer and chisel he carved a split
Read Joke | |
| 3 Services |
A bloke walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar that reads, "Cheese sandwich: 0.99; Chicken sandwich: 1.50; H*ndjob: Read Joke | |
| Mistake |
A guy was standing in a bar when a stranger walks in.
After a while they get to talking and at about 10:30 PM the second guy say Read Joke | |
| Two |
Why do guys think more than girls, and why do girls talk more then guys?
Because guys have two heads and girls have two sets o Read Joke | |
| HOLDING THE BABY |
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The busdriver said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed he Read Joke | |
| At The Sperm Bank |
A masked man goes into a sperm bank, points a gun at the woman behind the counter, and says, "Open the safe."
She says, "This is Read Joke | |
| It's Where You Set Your Standards |
It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country road, when they saw a bush with a pig's ass popping out.
The f Read Joke | |
| Extra Large Condoms |
A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large condoms.
He replies, "Yes we do. Would you l Read Joke | |
| Another Failed Attempt |
This couple had been dating for about six months, but the guy had been afraid to make any sexual advances because of his tiny orga Read Joke | |
| At The Counsellor's Office |
A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counsellor. The counsellor asks the wife what is the problem.
She respon Read Joke | |
| An Excellent Costume Party Idea |
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea.
When the h Read Joke | |
| Punk 'n' Parrot |
One day, an old guy gets on a bus. Several minutes later a punk kid with red, green, and orange hair gets on. The kid notices that Read Joke | |
| Use Your Pituitary |
Do you know how to make a hormone? Easy! Don't pay her! Read Joke | |
| Occupy This |
A man's occupation is to stick his cockulation in a woman's ventilation to increase the population of the younger generation. I g Read Joke | |
| Virgin Trucker |
A trucker was driving down the road when he saw two men standing there trying to hitch a ride. They looked okay and the trucker wa Read Joke | |
| Condom |
Why are women like condoms?
A: Because they're in your wallet a lot more than they're on your d**k! Read Joke | |
| Hitler |
Hitler and his friend walk into a bar, and he says, "Today I shall kill 7 million jews and 10 musicions" and a guy said "why 10 mu Read Joke | |
| Sperm |
One sperm says to another sperm, "I'm really getting tired, how far is it to the uterus?" The second sperm says, "hell man we're n Read Joke | |
| Q: Why do blonds wear panties? |
A: To keep their ankles warm! Read Joke | |
| How do you know when it's bedtime at Michael Jackson's house |
When the big hand touches the little hand. Read Joke | |
| ?????? |
whats fun to do,involves white substances, and you get wet?????
a carwash Read Joke | |
| Hen lays an EGG |
A hen lays an egg on india-pakistan border..
Both countries started fighting for the egg, finally pakistanis suggested "whoever Read Joke | |
| CRAP! |
A guy goes to the doctor and says, "Hello, I would like to be castrated."
"That's a lifechanging operation," says the doctor. Read Joke | |
| AIDS Or Alzheimer's? |
The doctor says to a man “I’m sorry, sir, but the test results have come back a tad inconclusive. Your wife could have either Read Joke | |
| The Tiger |
A couple was on their
honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate
their marriage, when the new bride says to the hu Read Joke | |
| Last Day on the Job |
It was the
mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying
the mail through all kinds of weather to the same
Read Joke | |
| Church
Bells |
On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just
passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's
house to visit her Read Joke | |
| Birthday
Present |
A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club
for his birthday.
They arrive at the club and
the doorman says, "Hey Read Joke | |
| The bride tells her husband |
The
bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin
and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you
explain it to Read Joke | |
| Poor guy |
A man escapes from
prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a
house to look for money and guns and finds a yo Read Joke | |
| Girls night out |
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night
Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the
cocktails. Incredibl Read Joke | |
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