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| Fart Poems |
Farting can be fun
Be it silent or loud
You can do it on the run
by yourself or in a crowd
Some are very dry
and some are wet Read Joke | |
| Farting at the workplace |
Whether you are in need of releasing the nasties because you were drinking the night before, or you were just enjoying a big lunch Read Joke | |
| New Position |
Darling... says a husband sheepishly to his wife, Let's try a new position tonight.
Good idea! She replies: You stand in front o Read Joke | |
| Snobby Woman |
A very snobby woman is sitting in a restaurant, having just finished her clam chowder. As she leans over to reach into her purse f Read Joke | |
| In Hell |
A mathematician, a philosopher, and a blonde all go to Hell and receive a challenge from Satan: if they can stump him, they'll be Read Joke | |
| Zippy One-Liners |
What is the sharpest thing in the world?
A Fart. It goes through your pants and doesn't even leave a hole.
A skeleton w Read Joke | |
| Different Species of Fart |
ALZHEIMER FART
Gets lost on the way to your anus, and turns back and comes out your throat (a.k.a. burp)
BEER FARTS
After con Read Joke | |
| Why do men break wind more than women? |
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. Read Joke | |
| Why do men fart louder than women? |
Because they have a microphone and two speakers. Read Joke | |
| WHEN YOU SHOULD NEVER FART: |
1. Inside a crowded Lift.
2. Inside a public library.
3. On a crowded train.
4. Whilst giving a speech.
5. In Church.
6. Whil Read Joke | |
| Why do farts stink? |
So that deaf people can enjoy them also! Read Joke | |
| Guy watching Telly |
A guy sits in front of TV all day, farting like there's no tommorrow.
But not just gassy airish farts, I'm talking mega greasy we Read Joke | |
| Japanese vs American |
2 Blokes (Japanese and American) are playing golf. The Japanese guy is getting ready to tee off and suddenly starts talking to his Read Joke | |
| Blame The Dog |
A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She's not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents.
He Read Joke | |
| Trouble at the Nudist Colony |
John is in Amsterdam and visits a nudist colony there.
While wandering around naked he sopts a gorgeous blonde and he immediat Read Joke | |
| A Mexican, an American, and a Pollock |
A Mexican, an American, and a Pollock are all in an airplane Flying over Mexico.
The Mexican drops a pear on his country.
Read Joke | |
| Johnny Farts |
The teacher walks into the room and says... "OK class todays word is DEFINITLY, can anyone use the word in a sentence."
Little Read Joke | |
| Revenge Is Sweet |
There once was
an old couple who had been married for thirty
years.
Every morning the old boy would
wake up and giv Read Joke | |
| Farts With Lumps |
The teacher asked little
Johnny to use the word " definitely " in a
sentence.
Little Johnny replies, "Teacher, do
f Read Joke | |
| Farting All The Time |
Doctor, "What seems
to be the problem?"
Patient, "Doc, I've got
the farts. I mean I fart all the time,"
The
Doct Read Joke | |
| Bathtime fun |
A man worked hard all
day digging the garden and felt very stiff and
sore.
His wife fluttered about him, pleased
wi Read Joke | |
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