| Question and answer |
Q: How do you scare a man?
A: Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
Q: Men will brag that there are women waiting by t Read Joke | |
| Dating hints for men |
Dating hints for gentlemen
There are lots of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things NOT to say on a date...
I really do Read Joke | |
| Computers are male |
Reasons computers must be male
They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
A better model is always just around the corn Read Joke | |
| Short gender jokes |
What is the thinnest book in the world?
What men know about women!
Why don't men eat more M & M's?
They are too hard to peel! Read Joke | |
| A stolen credit card |
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did. Read Joke | |
| Discussing finances |
A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, "If it weren't for my money, the house would Read Joke | |
| The bum on a street |
A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, "Will you buy booze?" The bum said, "No." The man asked, "Will you gamble it away?" The bu Read Joke | |
| Men writing the rules |
If Men Were to Rewrite "The Rules"
Rule # 1 Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All commen Read Joke | |
| Short gender jokes |
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
A woman worries about the f Read Joke | |
| Tell about a haircut |
The story of someone getting a haircut.
Women's version:
Woman2: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!
Woman1: Do you t Read Joke | |
| Christmas tree better |
Reasons Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman"
A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you have had Read Joke | |
| The guide for women |
A WOMAN'S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING:
I'M HUNGRY.
I'm hungry.
I'M SLEEPY.
I'm sleepy.
I'M TIRED.
I'm tire Read Joke | |
| The guide to women |
A MAN'S GUIDE TO WHAT A WOMAN IS REALLY SAYING:
I JUST NEED SOME SPACE.
.... without you in it.
DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRE Read Joke | |
| Short gender jokes |
Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it.
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to Read Joke | |
| Computers are female |
The top six reasons computers must be female:
6. As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the corner.
5. No on Read Joke | |
| It's great to be a guy |
Reasons why it's great to be a guy
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five Read Joke | |
| His and her road trips |
HIS and HERS Road Trip
HERS:
Pulls off at wrong exit.
opens window
asks directions of a knowledgeable police offic Read Joke | |
| Translations for men |
These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say...
"IT'S Read Joke | |
| Modems beat women |
Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:
A modem doesn't ask for a commitment if you use it. Getting a modem to obey yo Read Joke | |
| Great to be a woman |
Reason's why it's great to be a woman
Free drinks.
Free dinners.
Free movies.
Speeding ticket? What's that?
Ne Read Joke | |
| Women's instructions |
WOMEN'S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK
Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless.
Reme Read Joke | |
| Seminars for a woman |
SEMINARS FOR WOMEN
In response to the seminar offerings by the female staff, the male staff has created a set of courses for f Read Joke | |
| Her Age |
Harold’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before Read Joke | |
| Why it's better to be a Woman! |
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us w Read Joke | |
| Men Should Listen |
A man is driving up a
steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down
the same road. As they pass each other the woma Read Joke | |
| Marriage
Quotes By Men |
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know
her first name was Always.
It's not true that
married men live longer than sin Read Joke | |
| Majorly Busted |
Every Saturday
morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and
eager, golfs all day long, sometimes 36
holes.
Read Joke | |
| Looking Good |
While her husband
was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. "You know,
honey," she said sweetly, "Without your glasses Read Joke | |
| Male Bashing |
Q. What did God say
after creating Adam
A. I must be able to do better
than that.
Q. How do you get a man to do
s Read Joke | |
| Just Like Dad |
The bride, upon her
engagement, went to her mother and said, "I've found a
man just like father!"
Her mother replied, " Read Joke | |
| Nothing Works |
I was enjoying the second
week of a two-week vacation the same way I had enjoyed
the first week: by doing as little as pos Read Joke | |
| Two
Cannibals |
Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected
by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They
walked deep into the j Read Joke | |
| Husband's
Great Gift |
A married couple was in a terrible accident
where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor
told the husband that t Read Joke | |
| Things
Only Women Understand |
10. Cats' facial
expressions
9. The need for the same style of
shoes in different colors
8. Why bean sprouts
ar Read Joke | |
| Factory Workers |
In a small town in
the US, there is a rather sizable factory that hires only
married men.
Concerned about this, a local Read Joke | |
| Needs |
Husband and wife are getting
all snugly in bed. The passion is heating
up.
But then the wife stops and says, "I don'
Read Joke | |
| NY Times Ad |
Ad seen in the New
York Times...
FOR SALE BY
OWNER
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45
volumes. Excellent Read Joke | |
| New Women's Study |
There is a new study
out about women. I thought these results were pretty
interesting.
85% of women think their ass
Read Joke | |
| New Relationship Book |
"My wife suggested
a book for me to read to enhance
our
relationship. It's titled: 'Women are from
Venus, Men are W Read Joke | |
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