| If Bill Gates Marries Madhuri Dixit |
If Bill Gates marries Madhuri Dixit;
these could be the caption in Newspapers:
Bill goes Dhak-Dhak!
English Babu Desi Mem. Read Joke | |
| Amitabh - The driver |
This is when Amitabh Bachan got fit after his long ilness.....
one fine morning he told his drvier "Arre bhai aaj Gaadi hum cha Read Joke | |
| New Bollywood movies: "Deaths @ 12am" |
There was this case in the hospital's Intensive care ward where patients always died in the same bed and on Sunday morning at 12a. Read Joke | |
| Guru Dutt as a Software Consultant |
Yeh document, yeh meetings, yeh features ki duniya
Yeh insaan ke dushman, cursors ki duniya
Yeh deadlines ke bhooke, management Read Joke | |
| Kaun Benega Karodpathi Auditions |
Since Amitabh Bachchan's contract for Kaun Banega Crorepati is expired, here are a few persons who could audition for the show.
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| Bollywood personalities answering machines |
AJIT's voicemail - Sari duniya mujhe white LION ke naamse janti hai,
jabtak tum messages chhodoge hum bharat se bahut dur ja chuk Read Joke | |
| Kesto Mukherjee and the cop |
Kesto Mukherjee had a little too much to drink one day. He was driving home from the bar one night and, of course, his car was wea Read Joke | |
| Bollywood's original stories |
Two friends play cops and robbers as kids, and while one grows up to be a honest and upright cop, the other also grows up to be a Read Joke | |
| Why "Bombay" should be banned in Bombay!! |
10. The Hero and Heroine fall in love without first having a fight
9. The Hero doesn't sing "mere pyaari behana" to his sister, Read Joke | |
| Bollywood's copy-righted dialogues |
Here are the best of the rest...
- Ghar mein do javaan betiyan hain
- lo...muh meetha kar lo
- mein yeh shaadi nahin hone doong Read Joke | |
| A Proud Indian! |
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they were Ame Read Joke | |
| Gandhi Ki Dhoti |
There was just one cinema Theatre in the Village. The village people, though
backward were very patriotic. In fact as a Cinema s Read Joke | |
| 3 People drinking |
A Pakistani was sitting with an Indian and Malaysianin in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled barrel of beer, when all of a
sudden S Read Joke | |
| Indian Fighter Jet |
When the Indians were being delivered their new fleet of fighter jets, an instructor espically came from Russia to explain the Ind Read Joke | |
| 3 Indian Soldiers |
Three Indian soldiers, Jai Reddy (Tamil), Joy Bosu (Bengali), and Santa
Singh are captured by Pakistani Army. The Pakistani Corp Read Joke | |
| Indian Divorce |
A man and his wife were seeking a divorce at a local court. But the custody
of their child posed a problem.
The mother jumped t Read Joke | |
| Indian Father |
One day two friends are bragging.
1st friend: My father has great eyes sight like eagle, he is very
clever as fox, very brave l Read Joke | |
| Sai |
Once it so happened in a flight that, James Bond was sitting besides a Telugu guy Both were traveling to US.
Telugu Guy: Hello Ma Read Joke | |
| Fly |
Once a girl was drinking coke. She suddenly discovered a fly in her drink
and took it out from the coke.
The fly gave birth to Read Joke | |
| Lion vs Mouse |
A lion held a huge party at his place ,He invited only his fellow lions.The
lions were dancing when a mouse also came a joined i Read Joke | |
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