| Ficticious Characters |
Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus were riding in the elevator of a very posh hotel. J Read Joke | |
| What should they say? |
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an orientation.
They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and Read Joke | |
| Sue over the property |
Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to each other? They are seperated by a big chain-link fence. Well, one d Read Joke | |
| YOU know you need a Different Lawyer when |
* You met him in prison.
* During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway.
* He tells you that his last good ca Read Joke | |
| Generous lawyer |
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The Read Joke | |
| Two In One Grave? |
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to Read Joke | |
| Lawyer and the Devil |
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared before him. The Devil told the lawyer, “I have a p Read Joke | |
| Billing |
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.
Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailmen Read Joke | |
| Cheap
lawyer |
A local Prudential office realized that the
organization had never received a donation from the
town's most successful law Read Joke | |
| "Tickets
Please!" |
One day, three lawyers each purchased a. Next
in line were three engineers who purchased only one train
ticket. Confused, Read Joke | |
| Lawyer
Hunting |
Rules for hunting lawyers
Washington
state attorney season and bag limits
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| Stop or Slow Down |
A lawyer runs a stop
sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriffs Deputy.
He thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy
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| Mob
Godfather |
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his
bookkeeper has cheated him out of ten million bucks. His
bookkeeper is deaf.
That Read Joke | |
| "MY ROLEX!" |
A very successful
lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in front of the office,
ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he Read Joke | |
| Freedom Cost Him An Arm |
A lawyer
defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative
defense:
"My client merely inserted his arm
into Read Joke | |
| The Kind
Lawyer |
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the
back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass
by the road side. Read Joke | |
| Do You
Know Me? |
A small town prosecuting attorney called his
first witness to the stand in a trial -- a grandmotherly,
elderly woman. He a Read Joke | |
| Smartest
Man in the World |
A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a
priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small
private plane. Suddenly, t Read Joke | |
| Lawyer In Hell |
A lawyer died and was
delivered into the devil's hands. "You will be spending
eternity here, but I'll let you pick your ow Read Joke | |
| Three Wishes |
A man walking on the beach
came across an odd-looking bottle. Not being one to
ignore tradition, he rubbed it and, much to Read Joke | |
| Bribing the juror |
Murphy, a dishonest
lawyer, bribed a man on his client's jury to hold out for a
charge of manslaughter, as opposed to the Read Joke | |
| Screwed |
A man walks into a bar and sees
a good-looking woman sitting on a stool. He walks up to
her and says, "Hi there, how’s i Read Joke | |
| Lawyer's Brain |
A man went to a brain
store to get some brain for dinner. He sees a sign
remarking on the quality of professional brain of Read Joke | |
| Can We
Sue? |
Down South, Bubba called his attorney and asked,
"Is it true they're suing the cigarette companies for causing
people to g Read Joke | |
| The Lawyer
Genie |
A young man, shipwrecked on a small, deserted
island, found an old oil lamp sticking out of the sand. He
picked it up, and Read Joke | |
| ANYONE FOR A CIGAR? |
A defendant
in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was talking to
his lawyer. "If I lose this case, I'll be
ruined Read Joke | |
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