| THE BURST PIPE |
A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things Read Joke | |
| THE DEAF WIFE |
A man is talking to the family doctor. "Doc, I think my wife's going deaf."
The doctor answers, "Well, here's something you can Read Joke | |
| 911 EMERGENCY NUMBER |
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill lady appeared in a hospital emergency room, havi Read Joke | |
| PHYSICAL EXAMINATION |
A young man goes to a doctor for a physical examination. When he gets into the room, the man strips for his exam. He has a dick th Read Joke | |
| THE PENSIONERS |
An old couple go to a doctor and ask him to watch them have sex and tell if he see's them doing anything wrong. So they have sex. Read Joke | |
| LIFE IN THE OLD DOG YET |
An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I've never been better!" he boasted Read Joke | |
| TOP TEN THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR IN SURGERY |
1 Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
2 Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card?
3 Damn! Page 84 of the m Read Joke | |
| THE OLD FAMILY PHYSICIAN |
The old family physician being away on vacation, entrusted his practice to his son - a recent medical student. When the old man re Read Joke | |
| AFTER EFFECTS |
"How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg.
"Well, doc, 25 years ago ..."
Read Joke | |
| THE DIAGNOSIS |
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynaecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes ou Read Joke | |
| UNETHICAL DUTIES |
A doctor had just finished a marathon sex session with one of his patients. He was resting afterwards and was feeling a bit guilty Read Joke | |
| AN OLD COUPLE AT THE DOCTORS |
An old couple go to the doctor. The old man goes first to have his physical. When the doctor is done with him, he sends the old ma Read Joke | |
| BIRTH CONTROL PILLS |
An elderly woman went into the doctor's office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth Read Joke | |
| IN THE WAITING ROOM |
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labour and the nurse walked out and said to the man Read Joke | |
| WILL IT HURT MUCH, DOCTOR? |
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any ques Read Joke | |
| Little |
Man walks into the doctors turns to the doctor and says:
"I can't stand being 3 feet tall any longer!!!!"
Doctor replies, "Wel Read Joke | |
| A Blonde At The Doctors |
A blonde told her doctor that she was really worried because every part of her body hurt.
The doctor looked concerned and said, " Read Joke | |
| Woman rushes to see doc |
This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out.
She rattles off: "Doctor, take a look at me. Read Joke | |
| What do you want to be when you grow up? |
“What do you want to be when you grow up?”
“A doctor?”
“And why’s that?”
“Because it’s the only profess Read Joke | |
| Pretty Bad News |
Doctor: Well, I have good news and bad news.
Patient: Go with the good news first.
Doctor: You have 24 hours to live.
P Read Joke | |
| Circumcision |
Two five year old boys are sitting in a
hospital waiting room. One leans over to the other and
says, "What are you in here Read Joke | |
| Beautiful |
There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from
anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his
side.
His e Read Joke | |
| Cremate
Me |
A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and
said, "Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die you
will have my Read Joke | |
| Crazy Patients |
A doctor of psychology was
doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a
patient's room.
He found Patient #1 sittin Read Joke | |
| Labour Pains |
A married couple went to he
hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival,
the doctor said he had invented a n Read Joke | |
| Lethal Food |
A dietician was once
addressing a large audience in Chicago.
"The
material we put into our stomachs is enough to have k Read Joke | |
| Mental Release |
A man who had been
in a mental home for some years finally seemed to have
improved to the point where it was thought he mi Read Joke | |
| Do You Have The Time |
A man is
strolling past the mental hospital and suddenly remembers
an important meeting.
Unfortunately, his
watch h Read Joke | |
| Negotiations |
Then there's the woman who goes to the
dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she
grabs his balls.
The dent Read Joke | |
| Migraine Cure |
A man goes to the
doctor with a long history of migraine headaches. When
the doctor does his history and physical, he disc Read Joke | |
| The Faith Healer |
Two women were sitting
in the doctor's waiting room comparing notes on
their
various disorders.
"I want a baby
mor Read Joke | |
| Mix Up at
the Hospital |
This guy went to hospital for a circumcision,
but because of a mix up, he ended up having a complete
sex change.
All of Read Joke | |
| Need
Samples |
An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly
physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters
the examination room Read Joke | |
| Stuttering
Problem |
A guy walks into his doctor's office and says,
"Ddddoc, I've bbbeen sssttttuttering ffor yyears and III'm
tired of it. Ccc Read Joke | |
| All Out of Anaesthetic |
A dentist ran out of
anaesthetic just before the last extraction for the day was
scheduled.
He gave the nurse a very la Read Joke | |
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