| If you dont register to vote |
I just saw the advert saying, "If you don't register to vote, you don't exist."
That may be so Gordon. But if I don't exist, th Read Joke | |
| Three Men |
There were three stranded men walking down a sandy beach on a deserted island. They walk a little ways and find a magic lamp. So t Read Joke | |
| Represent Christmas |
Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering t Read Joke | |
| Skeleton |
Why did the skeleton hate parties? .....................Because he had nobody to go with! Read Joke | |
| Lost DAD |
A small boy is lost so he goes up to a policeman and says "I can't find my dad."
"What's he like?" the policeman enquires. "Bee Read Joke | |
| Fish |
What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
DAM! Read Joke | |
| Batman |
Batman walked into the office the other day and hit me over the head with a vase, as he did it he said "TA POW!" I said, "don't yo Read Joke | |
| toilet paper |
Whats dumb? Instructions on toilet paper.
Whats dumber than that? reading them.
Whats even dumber? Reading them and learning s Read Joke | |
| Cannibals |
2 cannibals were having lunch. your wife makes great soups said 1 to the other. yes agreed the first, but i am going to miss her t Read Joke | |
| Dead Bird |
Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake were walking along the beach. Suddenly, Justin says, "Aww, Britney, look at the dead birdie." Read Joke | |
| A Prayer Before Dying |
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. Read Joke | |
| The Economy Is So Bad That... |
I got a pre-declined credit card offer in the mail.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
Parents in Bevery Hills are conside Read Joke | |
| Clever Teacher |
A high school
English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final
exam.
"Now class, I won't tolerate any
excuses Read Joke | |
| Signs That
You're Broke |
At communion you go back for
seconds.
You think of a lottery ticket as an
investment.
You're formulating a plan to r Read Joke | |
| Feel Better |
Mary was having a tough
day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit
of what she thought to be well-deserved Read Joke | |
| Signs That
You're Broke |
At communion you go back for
seconds.
You think of a lottery ticket as an
investment.
You're formulating a plan to r Read Joke | |
| Feel Better |
Mary was having a tough
day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit
of what she thought to be well-deserved Read Joke | |
| 51 Ways to Annoy Everybody |
1)
Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn't matter
which.
2) Have an uncontrollable lusting for
someone else e Read Joke | |
| Biting
Nails |
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands
over tea.
"I do wish that my Elmer would
stop biting his nails. He make Read Joke | |
| 101 Ways
To Annoy People |
1. Sing the Batman theme
incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your
checks, write "for sensual massage."
3.
S Read Joke | |
| Electric Train |
A few days after Christmas,
a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young
son playing with his new electric Read Joke | |
| Cannibal Food |
Two cannibals meet one
day. The first cannibal says, "You know, I just can't seem
to get a tender missionary. I've baked ' Read Joke | |
| 10 commandments |
The Ten
Commandments display was recently removed from the
Alabama Supreme
Court building. There was a good
reason fo Read Joke | |
| Digital
clock |
Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother?
A: Look ma no hands! Read Joke | |
| Top ten tips to know if you have PMS |
10. Everyone around you has an attitude
problem.
9. You're adding chocolate chips to
your cheese omelet
8. The dryer Read Joke | |
| Top ten
least popular self help books |
10. "Lie Your Sweet Ass Off
And Become A Millionaire"
9. "Choking
Coaches For The Soul" by Latrell Sprewell
8.
" Read Joke | |
| The carburettor |
"The car won't start," aid
a wife to her husband. "I think there's water in the
carburettor."
"How do you know?" said t Read Joke | |
| Two zebras
pondering |
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other,
"Am I black with white
stripes or white with black
stripes?" The other rep Read Joke | |
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