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| A driving application |
Redneck Driver's Application
Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.
Last name: ________________
First name:
[_] Billy-Bob Read Joke | |
| Redneck 911 Call |
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| I Love
You |
English..... I Love You
Spanish..... Te
Amo
French...... Je T'aime
German...... Ich
Liebe Dich
Japanese.... Ai Shite
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| Getting The Story Straight |
When a man in
Macon, Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young
boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it wi Read Joke | |
| Eucalyptus
Road |
Sue Ellen passed away so Billy Bob called 911. The
operator promised to send someone out immediately and
asked him where Read Joke | |
| It's the way you say it |
It's the way
you say it...
A University of Georgia student
was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over the
holida Read Joke | |
| Redneck
Logic |
Two rednecks decided that they weren't going
anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to
get ahead.
The f Read Joke | |
| Redneck Jedi |
You know you're a
redneck jedi when..
You hear "Luke, I am
your father... and your uncle..."
You ever
said the p Read Joke | |
| Expensive
Fishing Trip |
Two redneck guys go on a fishing
trip.
They rent all the equipment: the reels,
the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat Read Joke | |
| Redneck Morals |
The out-of-state couple
are camping on the shores of a lake near a tiny
hamlet.
The young wife, stunningly built,
d Read Joke | |
| Redneck At
The Bar |
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon
when an elderly Irishman came in.
With
great difficulty, the Irishman hoi Read Joke | |
| Southern
Comments |
Exclamations:
"Well knock me
down and steal muh teeth!"
"Well, butter my
butt and call me a
biscuit."
Threats Read Joke | |
| Naming the Twins |
A man was taking his
wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when
his car went out of control and
crashed.
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| You Must Be A Redneck If |
* You recycle
your own toilet paper
* Your mom has to
shave more times a month than your dad
*
You see a bill bo Read Joke | |
| Elevator Magic |
A hillbilly family took
a vacation to New York City. One day, the father took his
son into a large building. They were ama Read Joke | |
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