| Bill gates first date |
While bill gates was on his first date with a young girl, He asked are you a virgin?
She said no im on Orange. Read Joke | |
| Double for Wife |
A man finds a genie lamp.
He rubs the lamp and a genie comes out and says "I may grant you 3 wishes, but your wife gets double." Read Joke | |
| KEEPING MYSELF PURE |
This guy in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on a fairly regular basis. After the second week, he made his move.
Read Joke | |
| A MAN MEETS A GENIE |
A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can have whatever he wants, provided that his mother-in-law gets double.
The man th Read Joke | |
| The difference between men talking and women talking.. |
TWO WOMEN TALKING:
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Woman 1: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!
Woman 2: Do you think s Read Joke | |
| Wife's photo |
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossibl Read Joke | |
| Late for garbage |
She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!" Read Joke | |
| WHAT A DREAM |
Wife: I dreamed you gave me $100 for summer clothes last night. You wouldnt spoil that dream, would you, Dear? Husband: Of course Read Joke | |
| Calling with pet names |
A man was invited for dinner at a friend's house. Every time the host needed something, he preceded his request to his wife by cal Read Joke | |
| Fathers intelligence |
A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?"
The father replied, "Well son, Read Joke | |
| Control over their wife |
There were three guys talking in the pub.
Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, whil Read Joke | |
| Latter from husband ( who is abroad) to wife |
Dear Sweetheart:
I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart
Your husband Read Joke | |
| You can't take it with you |
Trying to disprove the saying "You can't take it with you," a stingy old lawyer, diagnosed with a terminal illness, finally figure Read Joke | |
| Adam gives adam a companion |
God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said, "I've got nobody to talk to."
God said that He was going to make Adam a co Read Joke | |
| Men that dominated their women |
When the end of the world came, everybody on earth went to heaven. God said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the m Read Joke | |
| Old man and the wizard |
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.
The Wizard say Read Joke | |
| Making fried eggs |
A wife was making fried eggs for her husband for breakfast. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.
"Careful... Careful!!! Read Joke | |
| Q: What's the difference between a priest and a pimple? |
A: A pimple doesn't come on your face till your 15. Read Joke | |
| A Fisherman's Tale |
Two fellas are
fishing in a boat under a bridge.
One looks
up and sees a funeral procession starting across the
bri Read Joke | |
| Spaghetti |
A wealthy man was having an
affair with an Italian woman for a few
years.
One night, during one of their
rendezvous Read Joke | |
| Male
assertiveness |
A mild-mannered man was tired of being
bossed around by his wife so he went to a
psychiatrist.
The psychiatrist said he Read Joke | |
| My Rules |
Typical macho man married
typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid
down the following rules:
"I'll be h Read Joke | |
| Marriage
Lessons |
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during
the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked to give his
friends a brief account Read Joke | |
| Slide Under
The Table |
A man and a woman were having dinner in a
fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a
table a few paces awa Read Joke | |
| Second
Opinion |
A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the
breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And
you are no good Read Joke | |
| Money Talks! |
During the wedding
rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an
unusual offer:
"Look, I'll give you $100 if
y Read Joke | |
| Memory
Class |
An elderly couple had been experiencing declining
memories, so they decided to take a power memory class
where one is taug Read Joke | |
| Soybeans |
While going through his wife's
dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and
an envelope containing $30 in cash. Read Joke | |
| Encyclopaedia Britannica |
Seen in my local paper's
"readers sales" section.
FOR SALE BY
OWNER
Complete set of encyclopaedia
Britannica.
4 Read Joke | |
| Social
Security |
A retired gentleman went to the social security
office to apply for Social Security.
The
woman behind the counter asked Read Joke | |
| So Much Fun |
A suspicious husband hired a
private eye to check on the movements of his wife. In
addition to a written report, the husba Read Joke | |
| Extra Office Work |
The boss came early in
the morning one day and found his manager kissing his
secretary.
He shouted at him, "Is this wha Read Joke | |
| Who Says Men Don't Remember
Anniversaries |
A woman awakes during the night to find
that her husband was not in their bed.
She
puts on her robe and goes downstairs Read Joke | |
| 0 to 200 in
6 seconds |
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding
anniversary. His wife was
really
pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I
Read Joke | |
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