| The Lord's Prayer |
A mother had been teaching her three-year daughter, Caitlin, the Lord's prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, she would repeat Read Joke | |
| A Jew and a Christian |
A Jew and a Christian were arguing about the ways of their religion.
The Jewish man said, "You people have been taking things f Read Joke | |
| Top Ten Reasons Eve Was Created |
10. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.
9. God knew t Read Joke | |
| A Christian lady who lived next door to an atheist |
There was a Christian lady who lived next door to an atheist. Every day, when the lady prayed, the atheist guy could hear her. He Read Joke | |
| No meat on Friday |
When Ole quit farming, he discovered that he was the only Lutheran in his new little town of Catholics. That was okay, but the nei Read Joke | |
| Kids on the Old and New Testaments |
This comes from a Catholic elementary school. Kids were asked questions about the Old and New Testaments. They have not been retou Read Joke | |
| Do You Pray Before Eating? |
The Sunday School Teacher asks, "Now, Johnny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
"No sir," Little Johnny replie Read Joke | |
| Bumper Stickers |
I don't question your existence - GOD
Next time you think you're perfect...
...try walking on water
Lord help me to be the Read Joke | |
| The Confession Session |
The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks an older priest to sit in on his sessions. The new priest hears se Read Joke | |
| The Cowboy and the Preacher |
One Sunday, a cowboy went to church. When he entered, he saw that he and the preacher were the only ones present. The preacher ask Read Joke | |
| Long Hair |
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car. Read Joke | |
| He who is without sin |
Jesus saw a crowd chasing down a woman to stone her and approached them. "What's going on here, anyway?" he asked.
"This woman Read Joke | |
| Heavenly Voice Mail |
Most of us have now learned to live with voice mail as a necessary part of our lives. Have you ever wondered what it would be like Read Joke | |
| Where is God? |
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their par Read Joke | |
| A kindergartner was practicing spelling |
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad, and mom had been proudly display Read Joke | |
| An Atheist |
A young woman teacher with obvious liberal tendencies explains to her class of small children that she is an atheist. She asks her Read Joke | |
| Does God Exist? |
One day the kids in Ms. Evans science class was disagreeing with her.
Ms. Evans was talking about evolution. Ms. Evans was and a Read Joke | |
| What does a Priest say to a red nose? |
Bless You. Read Joke | |
| What are the pictures? |
A young lad was visiting a church for the first time, checking all the announcements and posters along the walls.
When he came Read Joke | |
| Biblical
Bumper Stickers |
Adam: "You are what you
eat."
Eve: "At least he doesn't compare me
to his mother."
Abraham: "I'm goin' not
knowi Read Joke | |
| celebRate! |
The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He's met by
the reception committee, and after a whirlwind tour he is
told t Read Joke | |
| Chapter Eleven |
Two old friends met one
day after many years. One attended college, and now was
very successful. The other had not attende Read Joke | |
| Vow of Silence |
At a remote
monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid
vow of silence. This vow could only be broken once a y Read Joke | |
| The Taxi Driver |
A priest and a taxi driver
both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly
gates waiting for them.
'Come with Read Joke | |
| The Old Monk |
A new monk arrives
at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks
in copying the old texts by hand.
He notice Read Joke | |
| When I was Young |
When I was
young I used to pray for a bicycle.
Then I
realized that God doesn't work that way.
So I
stole a bicy Read Joke | |
| Really Good Deed |
This guy arrives at
the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted, while St.
Pete leafs through his Big Book.
He's
Read Joke | |
| Seventeenth Chapter |
A Sunday school
teacher was giving her class the assignment for the next
week.
"Next Sunday," she said, "we are going
Read Joke | |
| Meeting the Pope |
A rich American
tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing
the Pope. There he stood, in a big long line with Read Joke | |
| You know you are in a Texas church
when |
People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the
ark.
The preacher says, "I'd like to ask Bubba
to help take up the off Read Joke | |
| Your
Daughter is Pregnant |
A mother took her daughter to the
doctor and asked him to give her an examination to
determine the cause of the daughter's Read Joke | |
| The Big
Flood |
It had been raining for days and days, and a
terrible flood had come over the land. The waters rose so
high that one man w Read Joke | |
| Imagine
that |
Can u believe what people do in the church these
days?
I was in the church listening tothe
priest's sermon when i saw a Read Joke | |
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