| Worried about my son |
A woman goes to see the doctor. "Doctor, doctor, I'm very worried about my son," she said. "All he does is play football all day; Read Joke | |
| Where did you get that football |
Two boys were playing with a new football in the road outside their house.
"Hey,"' shouted their mother, "where did you get t Read Joke | |
| When is our anniversary |
Maureen had had enough of Tim's obsession. "Football, football, football!" she moaned, "that's all you ever talk about. It's your Read Joke | |
| What are they doing |
A football widow decided to take an interest in the game in order to share her husband's pastime. One Saturday afternoon she accom Read Joke | |
| Value of a season ticket |
A woman was reading a newspaper one morning and said to her husband,
'Look at this, dear. There's an article here about a man w Read Joke | |
| Taking the daughter to a match |
A father took his daughter to watch her first football match, it was rather dull, and the little girl spoke up, "Do United ever sc Read Joke | |
| She'll let you do anything |
Ron and Terry were chatting about football in the pub after work.
"Are you going to the Arsenal v Spurs match on Saturday?" ask Read Joke | |
| She'll leave me |
'My wife told me last week that she'd leave me if I didn't stop spending so much time at football matches.'
'What a shame!'
Read Joke | |
| Pass the ball |
Sally and her husband Jack were watching a football match on TV Jack got very excited and shouted, "Pass the ball. Pass the ball. Read Joke | |
| My wife should be a goalie |
"My wife would make a great goalie," one man said to his friend.
"I haven't scored for months." Read Joke | |
| Miss World kicks off |
The reigning Miss World - from Brazil - was invited to start The charity football match by performing the ceremonial kick-off.
Read Joke | |
| Losing form |
A well-known footballer who was just about to get hitched was holding forth in the local pub.
'It's generally thought,' he said Read Joke | |
| How to annoy during TV football |
1) Take the batteries out of all of the remote controls
2) Show a sudden interest in every aspect of the game, especially have Read Joke | |
| He's getting married |
A Sunday league team were in the dressing room, one player short.
"Where's Bill?" asked the full back to the captain.
"Oh, I Read Joke | |
| All you think about is football |
Wife: 'Football, football, football! That's all you ever think about! If you said you were going to stay at home one Saturday afte Read Joke | |
| The wisdom of the soccer player |
"My parents have been there for me. Ever since I was about seven.' DAVID BECKHAM
"I would not be bothered if we lost every game Read Joke | |
| New Thermometer |
One of the coaching staff came home early from a practice session to find the team doctor in bed with his wife. 'What the hell do Read Joke | |
| A polish guy wins a brand new sports car ... |
A polish guy wins a brand new sports car in a contest. He drives around all the time waving at the rednecks.
One day the rednec Read Joke | |
| She is new to American Football |
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the game.
"I liked it, but I couldn' Read Joke | |
| A Fisherman's Tale |
Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge.
One looks up and sees a funeral procession starting across the bridge.
He Read Joke | |
| 10 things in golf that sound dirty |
1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. Read Joke | |
| DURING A MESSY DIVORCE |
A couple in the middle of a messy divorce case find themselves in court battling over custody of little Johnny, their only child. Read Joke | |
| Winning Run |
Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited. Unable to attend the game, his father immed Read Joke | |
| Cheating Golfer |
"Charlie, why don't you play golf with Ted any more?" Charlie's wife asked.
"Would you play golf with a chap who moved the ball w Read Joke | |
| THE HEALTH CLUB MEETING |
Some members of a health club were having their first meeting. The director of the group said, "Now, I'd like each of you to give Read Joke | |
| A NEW SPORT? |
First man: My wife suggested that I take up a new sport this summer.
Second man: Well, that's nice. It shows that she has your Read Joke | |
| Ice Hole |
There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes to see who could catch the most fish icefishing. Once th Read Joke | |
| Tiger Woods Jokes |
When asked by the police how many times she hit Tiger, Elin replied "I'm not sure, put me down for a 5"
I think Tiger needs a n Read Joke | |
| 10 things in golf that sound dirty |
1.
Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang,
my shaft's all bent.
3. You really wacked the
hell out of that s Read Joke | |
| 10 Reasons Not To Jog |
1. My
grandmother started walking five miles a day when she
was 60. She's 97 now & we don't know where the heck
she is Read Joke | |
| Number
One Sport |
A woman, while touring a small South
American country was shown a bullfight.
The
guide told her, "This is our number on Read Joke | |
| New Bowling Rules |
Supplemental
Rules for Bowling
If you holler "overs!"
before the ball passes the arrows, you get to throw the ball
Read Joke | |
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