Random Yo_mama Jokes Funny Yo_mama Jokes
| Yo Mama’s So Poor |
Yo’ mama so poor, she can’t even pay attention! Read Joke | |
| Stupid Mama 2 |
Your mamas so stupid she thought a quaterback was a refund. Read Joke | |
| Fat Mama |
Yo mama's so fat when she was born she took the world to hell. Read Joke | |
| So Poor |
Yo mamma's so poor, she
can't afford to go on welfare.
Yo mamma's
so poor, she got thrown out of a homeless
shelter Read Joke | |
| So Old |
Yo mamma's so old, she farts
dust.
Yo mamma's so old, she ows Jesus
$3.
Yo mamma's so old, when God said,
"Let t Read Joke | |
| So Fat |
Yo mamma's so fat, when
she wears a red dress, the kids in the neighborhood yell,
"Hey, Kool-Aid!"
Yo mamma's so fat, w Read Joke | |
| So Cross Eyed |
Yo mamma's cross-eyed,
she threw a rock at the ground and missed! Read Joke | |
| Mama so
stupid! |
Your Mama is so stupid, she sits on the Television
and watches the sofa. Read Joke | |
| Let there be light! |
Your mamma is so fat,
when God said let there be light,she had to move! Read Joke | |
| Knock
knock 2 |
knock knock: Whos there?
JO.
JO
who.
JO momma.
Read Joke | |
| Kicking cans |
your momma's so poor
when she was kicking a can on a street someone asked her
what she was doing she responded" I'm moving Read Joke | |
| Haunted
house |
Yo mama is so ugly she walked into a huanted
house and came out with an application. Read Joke | |
| Fat Feet |
Yo Mamma's so fat, a friend showed her a picture of her
feet.
She didn't recognize them. Read Joke | |
| Eyelids |
Your Momma's so fat, when she blinks, her eyelids clap! Read Joke | |
| Difference
between titanic and yo mamma |
Do you know what the
difference between yo momma and the titanic?
The titanic sunk, yo momma floats. Read Joke | |
| Around
The House |
Yo mamma's so fat, when she sits around the
house, she really sits A-R-O-U-N-D the house. Read Joke | |
| 90210 |
Yo
mamma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the
bathroom scale. Read Joke | |
| Yo mama
so fat, the whales sing |
Yo mamma's so fat, when she
went to the beach, the whales sang "We are family!" Read Joke | |
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