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| ALZHEIMER FART
Gets lost on the way to your anus, and turns back and comes out your throat (a.k.a. burp) BEER FARTS After consuming large amounts of beer, your body turns into a still, and the fermentation process continues. ARROGANT FART "My farts don't stink", or "Girls don't fart". BRAIN FART You need to fart, but you suffer from a mental block. ARTSY FART A true work of art. Major points from the judges for smell, color, texture, and longevity. DONKEY FART Comes from an ass and honks. ASSAULT FART Louder than bombs, with flames shooting out your ass. GHOST FART The ones you lay in your sleep that don't make a sound and don't smell. HOME ALONE FART The loud, smelly ones you lay in the comfort of your own home. NOT ME FART Releasing the hounds in public, and blaming it on someone else. JAIL FART Stuck inside you all day, then makes its escape as soon as you get home from work. OLD FART Very ripe and pungent, comes without warning, and makes your hemorrhoids flap. SHOE FART You bend over to tie your shoe laces and Oops! TANK FART Your farts can also be used as gas. TIRE FART A real blow-out. U.F.O. FART When someone else releases a NOT ME FART. |
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