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| What is the sharpest thing in the world?
A Fart. It goes through your pants and doesn't even leave a hole. A skeleton was trying to fart in a crowded place. But in the end it couldn't 'cos it had no guts. What's the definition of bravery? A man with diarrhea chancing a fart! What happened to the blind skunk? He fell in love with a fart. What do you get if you eat beans and onions? Tear Gas. You're so poor: You had to fart in your pocket to make a scent. Why fart and waste when you can burp and taste? Why don't little girls fart? Because they don't have assholes until they're married. What do you call a fart? A turd honking for the right of way. If I wanted to hear from an asshole I would fart. What did the maxi-pad say to the fart? You are the wind beneath my wings. What do you call "fart" in German? Farfrompoopin! Your ass is so tight: You fart and only dogs can hear it. What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public? A private tutor! Laugh and the world laughs with you; fart and they'll stop laughing. Confucius say: Man who fart in church sit in own pew. |
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