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| Farting can be fun
Be it silent or loud You can do it on the run by yourself or in a crowd Some are very dry and some are wet some can make you cry and some will make you sweat so eat some spicy food and try hard to let one go yes, farting is rude but it's fun don't you know... Pardon me for being rude it was not me, it was my food it just popped up to say hello, and now it's gone back down below A chemistry student named Tate, was heard to remark to his date, "Because of the stink, a fart is, I think, just poop in it's gaseous state." A fart is a musical instrument, It comes from the island of bum, It travels down the valley of trouser leg, Whilst making a musical hum. There once was a lady of class, Who had quite a bad case of gas! She lifted one cheek, And attempted "The Sneak" And got a brown stain of her! There was a young fellow from Sparta, A really magnificent farter, On the strength of one bean, He'd fart God Save the Queen, And Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata. On the subject of farts - one last item; they've got to come out, so why fight'em? You can blast them out loudly, and boast of them proudly, or if you're so inclined, you can light'em! |
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